An Intimate Look Inside the Diary of a Cereal Addict*
I’m definitely eating a lot of Lucky Charms lately, but it’s only because sorting the marshmallows from the cereal is a lot more fun than...
Worst Text Messages You Could Receive that I May or May Not Have Received
“Hey” Ahh they reached out haha! Ugh what do I say? “Heyy”? No that’s one too many y’s.. Or is it? Or should I say...
Male Feminist Smoking On The Front Steps Of The Rock Wants You To Know He Started Reading Marx In Sixth Grade, Not Seventh, You Forgetful Little Slut
Can you believe he was a mere twelve years old when he grasped the nuances of the M-C-M, or money-capital-money, theory? Wow! Some say this...
Lucky For You, That’s What Bruno Mars Likes. Here’s What Happened to the Ones Who Weren’t So Lucky
Here are their names. These are their stories. Lest we forget.
Five Books Every White Feminist Should Lie about Having Read
The Awakening is considered one of the first feminist books and is way ahead of its time in many regardsThe Sparknotes version is a terrific...
Send Me Your Bic Pics
Please, I ask you all, help me on my quest! Send me your Bic pics.
9 Bad, Minimalist, Instagram-Worthy Poems From Spring Weekend
I promise I'm not trying to make fun of Rupi Kaur. Her poems are fine, and you all need to grow up. This is just...
4 Lessons I Learned From 4 Years of Quaker Camp
Quaker camp taught me both how to wield a stick and how to avoid sticky situations. Ultimately, I learned a lot about sticks.
I’m pretty sure I just figured out what the hell is going on with the Austin & Ally boys.
“I’m Ross Lynch from Austin & Ally, and you’re not watching Disney Channel anymore.”
JOMO Has Given Me the Freedom I Needed to Become a Hermit Crab
"I'm coming out of my shell, and I've been doing just fine."