An Apology to Providence Drivers
It's easier to ask forgiveness than to beg for permission...
Flat Rat Welcome Mat: Transitioning into the Post-Spring Break World
In typical New England fashion, the last day of spring break greeted me with rain like British tears after the revolution, and skies as grey...
My Favorite Things (From Costco)
When I am at home, I religiously visit Costco at least once a week. To me, Costco is a safe haven (if I could trade...
I Don’t Know What The Proclaimers Were Thinking, But I Would Not Walk 500 Miles For Anyone
I respect these musical brothers and their sexy turtlenecks, but I would definitely never choose to join them on their romantic escapades.
Breaking the Silence on Breaking the Seal
This (sadly) has nothing to do with seals.
My Pathetic Lungs Can’t Handle “Speaking Up,” Professor
You're sitting in a lecture hall of fifty. The professor keeps asking questions. You're asked to "speak up." Your thirst for knowledge has been quenched...
And the Oscar goes to…Not Irina Shayk
Ah the Academy Awards. Hollywood’s biggest event unfolded this past weekend. There were winners, there were snubs, but there was one clear loser: Irina Shayk. ...
A Star Fizzles Out
As a certified member of the Women’s Film Critic Circle, I must say that I was deeply disappointed by A Star is Born, called an...
Conversation starters for when the conversation dies
We’ve all been through this. The small talk. The awkwardness. If only we could get past the mindless banter and into the juicy stuff, like...
The Top Five Fuckboi Names Guaranteed to Get You into Any Sports Party
"Who do I know? Umm. Luke!"