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CPax Retirement? Here Are The Rib’s Top Picks for Her Replacement

Posted on August 17, 2026 by The Rib

The question everyone is asking: Who will replace the illustrious Christina Paxson and continue her profound legacy? Here at The Rib, we have gathered a...

Girl with Bangles Gives World’s Worst Handjob

Posted on December 12, 2025 by The Rib

Dating back to 2600 BCE Mesopotamia, bangles have been the ultimate feminine accessory: symbols of luck, beauty, and undeniable sexual energy. Their timelessness and versatility...

Fuck You SAO! Here’s How We Hazed Our New Members

Posted on September 23, 2025September 22, 2025 by The Rib

Did you really think your “Stand Up to Hazing” module was going to stop us? That’s cute, but fuck you! Here’s how we hazed our...

Charlie Kirk Outraged To Learn Second Amendment Doesn’t Exist in Hell

Posted on September 10, 2025December 17, 2025 by The Rib

“This is Hell, what the fuck do we need a constitution for?”

Trump Administration Hits Brown with $510 Million Funding Freeze, Rib of Brown Asks: Will there still be Milkshakes at Jo’s?

Posted on April 3, 2025April 3, 2025 by The Rib

In its latest episode of “who the fuck asked for this?”, the Trump administration announced that it would be freezing $510 million in federal funding...