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I’m Writing This Article Because I Want To, Not Because It’s A Distraction From My Anxiety

I’m Writing This Article Because I Want To, Not Because It’s A Distraction From My Anxiety

Posted on November 22, 2019November 22, 2019 by Elisheva Goldberg
Do I have anxiety? Yes, maybe. Do I care? Usually, but not right now!

What’s in My Common Room?

Posted on November 14, 2019November 14, 2019 by Kendall Krantz
I just want to brew my instant Mac in peace.
Will My Dog Please Check in with Someone

Will My Dog Please Check in with Someone

Posted on November 6, 2019November 6, 2019 by Semi Oloko
"I'm fine. I think I'm gonna go for a walk. I just need to clear my head," he said, stuffing his paws into a pair...
‘Twas The Night Before My Birthday

‘Twas The Night Before My Birthday

Posted on November 3, 2019November 3, 2019 by Elisheva Goldberg
In a way, we're all captive on the carousel of time. In another way, November 4th is my birthday and give me attention.
My Experience as a Spelling Dog in 5th Grade

My Experience as a Spelling Dog in 5th Grade

Posted on October 31, 2019 by Gemma Ryu
In preparation for the spelling bee, my mom acted like I was a dog. Let me explain.
My Pre-Emptive Gap Year

My Pre-Emptive Gap Year

Posted on October 30, 2019October 30, 2019 by Suzanne A
Not only should I get the same respect that those who take gap years command, I should get MORE because I delayed my learning progression...
October Horoscopes to Rustle Your Jimmies

October Horoscopes to Rustle Your Jimmies

Posted on October 23, 2019January 12, 2025 by The Rib
c'mon now...come close. learn the truth even if it scares it you
What If I Haven’t Been A Bad, Bad Boy?             An Innocent’s Guide to Rice Purity

What If I Haven’t Been A Bad, Bad Boy? An Innocent’s Guide to Rice Purity

Posted on October 23, 2019October 23, 2019 by Sara Caskey
Because of my fear of other peoples’ bodily fluids, I had remained unexposed to the world of genitals, a realm of sex, drugs, and rock...
Anxietitty Support

Anxietitty Support

Posted on October 22, 2019October 22, 2019 by Suzanne A
ThirdLove has created bras that claim to fix gaping cups and digging straps, but still, no one has provided me with a bra that accommodates...
Ask The Rib: Help! Every Time I Sit On A Couch I Start Talking About That Traumatic Incident From Third Grade

Ask The Rib: Help! Every Time I Sit On A Couch I Start Talking About That Traumatic Incident From Third Grade

Posted on October 21, 2019October 21, 2019 by Jane Freiman
"It wasn’t until I realized that there was not a single stock image of a flower on the wall that I finally remembered I was...

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