Will My Dog Please Check in with Someone
"I'm fine. I think I'm gonna go for a walk. I just need to clear my head," he said, stuffing his paws into a pair...
‘Twas The Night Before My Birthday
In a way, we're all captive on the carousel of time. In another way, November 4th is my birthday and give me attention.
My Experience as a Spelling Dog in 5th Grade
In preparation for the spelling bee, my mom acted like I was a dog. Let me explain.
My Pre-Emptive Gap Year
Not only should I get the same respect that those who take gap years command, I should get MORE because I delayed my learning progression...
October Horoscopes to Rustle Your Jimmies
c'mon now...come close. learn the truth even if it scares it you
What If I Haven’t Been A Bad, Bad Boy? An Innocent’s Guide to Rice Purity
Because of my fear of other peoples’ bodily fluids, I had remained unexposed to the world of genitals, a realm of sex, drugs, and rock...
Anxietitty Support
ThirdLove has created bras that claim to fix gaping cups and digging straps, but still, no one has provided me with a bra that accommodates...
Ask The Rib: Help! Every Time I Sit On A Couch I Start Talking About That Traumatic Incident From Third Grade
"It wasn’t until I realized that there was not a single stock image of a flower on the wall that I finally remembered I was...
An Intimate Look Inside the Diary of a Cereal Addict*
I’m definitely eating a lot of Lucky Charms lately, but it’s only because sorting the marshmallows from the cereal is a lot more fun than...
Worst Text Messages You Could Receive that I May or May Not Have Received
“Hey” Ahh they reached out haha! Ugh what do I say? “Heyy”? No that’s one too many y’s.. Or is it? Or should I say...