Which One of You Bitches Sold Us Out to the White Witch for Turkish Delights
I know it was one of you bitches. It’s the only explanation. The only feasible reason for two giant snowstorms in one month is that...
Oops! Snow Plowing Budget Spent on Andrews Bento Boxes
On February 23rd, the city of Providence received a record 37.9 inches of snow. Students across campus rejoiced after learning they would receive a snow...
Top 5 Cheap Spring Break Destinations… If You Start Walking Now
With Spring Break rapidly approaching, and the cost of flights reaching ridiculously expensive rates, it’s time we take matters into our own hands… or feet....
Man Has Big Feelings, Must Be Love
In recognition of Valentine’s day, I am here to remind us all of one of the shortcomings of straight male emotional processing: past a certain...
Build-A-Strap Workshop and Other Places to Take Your Bisexual Boyfriend this Valentine’s Day
I am legally obligated to disclose that this is an ad for Big Pegging.
Did you enjoy Heated Rivalry? Here are 5 totally real, legit queer shows to watch next!
1. MerlinDo you like the enemies-to-lovers vibe of Heated Rivalry? Then you’ll love Merlin. Imagine if hockey were sword fighting, and only one of them...
Girl with Bangles Gives World’s Worst Handjob
Dating back to 2600 BCE Mesopotamia, bangles have been the ultimate feminine accessory: symbols of luck, beauty, and undeniable sexual energy. Their timelessness and versatility...
Heartbreaking: Man in Dry Spell Really Looking Forward To Naked Donut Run Misses It
He got on Sidechat to complain right away too, fucking freak.
The Newest Water Bottle Fad Is Here and It’s an Ancient Wineskin Made From Weathered Goat Hide
Move over, Owala. So long, Stanley Cup. Ta ta, Hydroflask. There’s a new hydration vessel in town, and it’s pungent, aesthetic, and adds protein as...