Ask The Rib: Help! Every Time I Sit On A Couch I Start Talking About That Traumatic Incident From Third Grade
"It wasn’t until I realized that there was not a single stock image of a flower on the wall that I finally remembered I was...
An Intimate Look Inside the Diary of a Cereal Addict*
I’m definitely eating a lot of Lucky Charms lately, but it’s only because sorting the marshmallows from the cereal is a lot more fun than...
I Wanted to Get in Touch with My Inner-Self, So I Got a Colonoscopy
The content you want but didn't have the guts to ask for :)
Yelp Reviews of Sarah Z.
“The best thing that has ever happened to me. She is my star and I am her sky. I never want to lose her. She...
When I Entered The Rock, I Turned Into Nicholas Cage Searching for the Declaration of Independence
My crazy adventure living life as Nicolas Cage in search of treasure.
Who Will Text Me When the 2020 Election is Over?
I didn't realize just how committed these candidates were to reaching out to voters and (more importantly) reaching fundraising goals. But now the texts are...
Your Next Hookup: How to BLOW THEIR MIND
Try this: while kissing your partner passionately, keep your eyes open. If at any point your hookup partner opens their eyes to readjust, make sure...
Sorry I’m Not Clean-Shaven, No Matter How Much You Like To Pretend My Bare Head Is An Ice Cream Cone
I just can’t be all fresh and oily every waking minute, no matter how much fun it is to lick my freshly shaven scalp and...
Worst Text Messages You Could Receive that I May or May Not Have Received
“Hey” Ahh they reached out haha! Ugh what do I say? “Heyy”? No that’s one too many y’s.. Or is it? Or should I say...