What to Get Your Secret Santa Based on Vague Indications of What They Said That One Time You Talked
Even Santa needs a list.
This Is NOT Fine
Yeah, I'm a Senior. I don't just sit back and take it anymore. I complain that things aren't how I'd like them, and proceed to...
Secret Family Thanksgiving Specialties
My right as a woman to cook for Thanksgiving is under attack.
The Sexual Magic of First Aid
The film industry has capitalized upon years of medically-themed foreplay, dressing up just before dressing down (wink).
Overthink This Text, and We’ll Give You a Half-Assed Reply a Couple Hours Later!
Texting is easy, breezy, beautiful fun for us well-adjusted, super chill college students who overthink nothing, are super chill, well-adjusted and super chill.
I’m Writing This Article Because I Want To, Not Because It’s A Distraction From My Anxiety
Do I have anxiety? Yes, maybe. Do I care? Usually, but not right now!
Diary of a Dinosaur During The Extinction
I tried to convince a local group of pterosaurs of the danger but they denied it straight to my face, saying that "the ash cloud...
My Friend Fell in Love with Her Roommate and Somehow It’s Not a Disaster…Anymore
Having fallen for her best friend, Jack, Erica was waiting for the right moment to reveal her true feelings. Of course, in typical fashion, this...
What’s in My Common Room?
I just want to brew my instant Mac in peace.
What I Want to do When Men Tell me to Smile
"Hey baby give me a smile..."