If You See Something, Say Something
This is a call to action. Please, please stop letting the little things slide.
Report: Rich Friend Way Too Into Their Trip to Savers
Our sources confirm that Josh's $27 round trip in an Uber XL was more than worth his "new drip" found at the scene.
I’m Buying Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Candle
So you don't have to.
I’m The Naive Dad In a Horror Movie, and This Is My Daughter Who Is Not Possessed
No, Muriel, I do not think Glennifer has been acting strange. Now excuse me while I creepily stare at the black TV screen for an...
Spring Weekend 2020: Sponsored by Skype
Concert Capture: The next big thing, coming to a campus near you.
Times When The New York Times Crossword Puzzle Just Got it Wrong
The silly NY Times doesn't realize that they've left too may spaces in their crossword for the right answer.
My Only Chance at Finding True Love Is in My Next Life
RIP Eurydice but I'm different.
Nodes and Noses
I could not have been an Engineer.
Rib Tracts
Have you heard of chick tracts? If no, look them up! If yes, just wait till you see the newest edition of Rib Tracts™
poems through puberty
a retrospective, a cringe compilation