Populist Meme Overlord Trumps his Competition, Becomes UCS President
We think we've seen this film before... and we didn't like the ending...
URGENT: Beto O’Rourke Needs You to Clean Out Your Inbox
What’s that? An email marked **URGENT ACTION REQUIRED ASAP**… then, 10 more emails. All from Change.org. You’re lost in my inbox.
A Letter from ResLife
Our semester-long course in Counting Beds in Rooms only prepared us to deal with numbers below 1400. Oopsie!
Avenge Women’s History Month: Abolish the Table
I’ve got 99 problems and there’s probably tables involved in 98 of them
Boring People to Death With Spring Break Chatter? Here Are 5 Other Things to Talk About Instead!
No one wants to hear about my trip to Puerto Rico - now what?
Bowling Shoes Seek Long-Term Relationship
Though they have already been worn by an estimated 400 people, the classic red, white, and blue eco leather pair is hopeful that a special...
“Annie’s Friend’s friends”, Ep. 6 (pt 3)
Whether you're hairy from head to your toes, or are smooth like a dolphin with no hair that grows you are sexy and perfect and...
Excuse Me, Yes, Jason Momoa – A Word?
I bided my time. Gave you your space to heal. But it’s been two months, Jason, and I gotta shoot my shot.
“Annie’s friend’s friends”, Ep. 8
Sexuality is a spectrum. I had short hair, pierced my septum, and still took so long to realize I wanted to be between boys' AND...
Reminders that I am not a lesbian
I am proud to say that I am straight as a circle. But alas, I still possess a ~reluctant~ attraction to m*n. They’re sweaty, bossy,...