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Excuse Me, Yes, Jason Momoa – A Word?
I bided my time. Gave you your space to heal. But it’s been two months, Jason, and I gotta shoot my shot.
“Annie’s friend’s friends”, Ep. 8
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Reminders that I am not a lesbian
I am proud to say that I am straight as a circle. But alas, I still possess a ~reluctant~ attraction to m*n. They’re sweaty, bossy,...
Rating my Doctor’s Visit Notes
“Patient is a pleasant 21 y.o. female.” 8/10. True, straightforward, gripping intro for the story of my 20-minute visit.
Things I Appreciate About White People
There are still a few reasons for white people to love themselves
How to Cover Brown’s Tuition Increase
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a gay’s first blundstone – a poem
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