Student Paraphrases Smash Mouth in English Class
Aston, who claims that he had no idea the song even existed is now facing several counts of copyright infringement from the band.
The (Completely Unofficial, Perhaps Useful) Guide to Brown
Join the Rib. Or the BDH. Or both?
Who Cares that Another Male Celebrity Cheated? My Mattress Topper Won’t Stay On.
Every day, another male celebrity may be cheating on their significant other. But every night, my mattress topper slides off, and that's the real issue.
I Just Moved in… Now What?
Like is there somewhere I’m supposed to be, or…?
How to Hold an Intervention for Your Friend that Actually Seems to Like Their Situationship
Seriously, look at his hairline and get back to us.
My Super Unique, Off-The-Grid, Mysterious, Indie, Cool Girl Social Media Cleanse
A riveting retelling of my activities while being (mostly) off social media this summer (spoiler: super productive and inspiring)!
I’m At a Payphone…Trying to Understand What Adam Levine Was Thinking
Songs about Jane...wait no Sumner – no fuck Behati. Yeah, that’s it
My Application to be Provost of Brown University
Read this and weep, Rick.
An Investigative Analysis Of What’s In The Ratty Tempeh
You asked for intense, informative journalism about meatless dining hall options, we answered.
Five Alternative Highs if You Don’t Want to Do Drugs This Spring Weekend
The Rib does not endorse any of these methods, nor do we assume any responsibility for their consequences. Go crazy.