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A 2018 Senior Toast

A 2018 Senior Toast

Posted on May 25, 2018May 25, 2018 by The Rib
As the year comes to a close and our beloved seniors come so close to graduating, it’s time to send them off into the big...
5 Newer New Ways to Surprise Your Partner in Bed

5 Newer New Ways to Surprise Your Partner in Bed

Posted on May 10, 2018May 8, 2018 by Gabriela Ramos Tavarez
If there’s one thing lady magazines have taught us, it’s that sex can never be too adventurous. Every month, they crack the codes to make...
My Past Week as Told by Google Searches

My Past Week as Told by Google Searches

Posted on May 9, 2018May 9, 2018 by Suzanne A
You can tell a lot about a person by looking into their eyes or putting yourself in their shoes (especially if they’re fully downtrodden Birkenstocks)....
Fears About Artificial Intelligence are Futile, My Email Already Controls Me

Fears About Artificial Intelligence are Futile, My Email Already Controls Me

Posted on May 7, 2018 by Mira Ortegon
This week, in my class, Histories of the Future, we have been discussing Singularity Theory. Singularity Theory says that there will be a moment in...
Here’s What Character from Chicken Little You Are Based on Your Preferred Blue Room Muffin

Here’s What Character from Chicken Little You Are Based on Your Preferred Blue Room Muffin

Posted on May 2, 2018May 2, 2018 by Dana Schneider
For those with less free-time and more self-respect than I, Chicken Little is a 2005 animated film about an anxious little chicken, Ace “Chicken Little”...
A Non-Vegan’s Taste of Veganism

A Non-Vegan’s Taste of Veganism

Posted on May 1, 2018 by Suzanne A
I have taken the irresponsible route in dealing with my lactose intolerance for years: I just continued to eat milk and hoped for the best....
Quiz: Are You the Klutz in a Romantic Comedy?

Quiz: Are You the Klutz in a Romantic Comedy?

Posted on April 30, 2018April 29, 2018 by Gabriela Ramos Tavarez
Whether you love to hate them or hate to love them, romantics are a pillar of pop culture. They are also a compilation of romantic...
The Best Infomercial Since the Billy Mays Days

The Best Infomercial Since the Billy Mays Days

Posted on April 19, 2018 by Suzanne A
Are impending finals beginning to make your quality of life worse than when mice infested your grimy dorm room and ate your stock pile of...
My Roommate’s Betrayal

My Roommate’s Betrayal

Posted on April 17, 2018April 17, 2018 by Sofia Frohna
There comes a time in everyone’s life when they lose their innocence. One thing changes, and you begin to understand the horrors of the world. ...
All Boys Beds are Navy Blue and Disappointing

All Boys Beds are Navy Blue and Disappointing

Posted on April 13, 2018April 12, 2018 by Mira Ortegon
Coming down from the high of flirting with a new crush at a friend’s dorm party, Jamie Simmons, 19-year old student and idealist, took her...

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