A 2018 Senior Toast
As the year comes to a close and our beloved seniors come so close to graduating, it’s time to send them off into the big...
5 Newer New Ways to Surprise Your Partner in Bed
If there’s one thing lady magazines have taught us, it’s that sex can never be too adventurous. Every month, they crack the codes to make...
My Past Week as Told by Google Searches
You can tell a lot about a person by looking into their eyes or putting yourself in their shoes (especially if they’re fully downtrodden Birkenstocks)....
Fears About Artificial Intelligence are Futile, My Email Already Controls Me
This week, in my class, Histories of the Future, we have been discussing Singularity Theory. Singularity Theory says that there will be a moment in...
Here’s What Character from Chicken Little You Are Based on Your Preferred Blue Room Muffin
For those with less free-time and more self-respect than I, Chicken Little is a 2005 animated film about an anxious little chicken, Ace “Chicken Little”...
A Non-Vegan’s Taste of Veganism
I have taken the irresponsible route in dealing with my lactose intolerance for years: I just continued to eat milk and hoped for the best....
Quiz: Are You the Klutz in a Romantic Comedy?
Whether you love to hate them or hate to love them, romantics are a pillar of pop culture. They are also a compilation of romantic...
The Best Infomercial Since the Billy Mays Days
Are impending finals beginning to make your quality of life worse than when mice infested your grimy dorm room and ate your stock pile of...
My Roommate’s Betrayal
There comes a time in everyone’s life when they lose their innocence. One thing changes, and you begin to understand the horrors of the world. ...
All Boys Beds are Navy Blue and Disappointing
Coming down from the high of flirting with a new crush at a friend’s dorm party, Jamie Simmons, 19-year old student and idealist, took her...