I Am a College Admissions Guru, Please Bow Down To Me
You know those hot shot college students who visit their high schools during break? Not the ones who genuinely miss their teachers. I’m talking about...
There Should Be An App For That
Everyday it seems like we are closer and closer to having Black Mirror be a reenactment of reality. Or worse, living like they did on...
On Pencil Cases
In middle school, I didn’t need a banging resume, witty Instagram bio, or professional-yet-beautiful LinkedIn photo to let people know who I was. Heck, Instagram...
My Day from Hell
Alternatively, a day in my life if every little thing that made me unreasonably uncomfortable happened to me on the same day because they actually...
One Long Boi (Me) Versus The World (The World)
A candid shot of me taken recently revealed the reality of my body: my spine looks like a tree branch caught in 35 mph winds...
QUIZ: Pen, Sneaker, or Condom?
Most people nowadays use their phones as crutches to avoid uncomfortable social situations. I could have done this too, as I tried to fill the...
To-Do List Of A Procrastinator
Due: two weeks ago __clean yo room overdue __watch lecture captures from those two lectures you missed because you were cramming for a physics exam ...
Kabob & Curry Naan Addiction Named a Public Health Crisis
Thursday, March 15, 4:00 PM Blue Room, Brown University The Center for Disease Control has officially named Kabob & Curry naan addiction a public health...
The Upside of Having Four Eyes
When I was little, I had better than perfect vision (15/20). Yeah, you read that right suckerssss! But, as my eyes began to scrunch more...
We’ve Grown Up and So Has Our Sibling Rivalry
I’m a younger sibling, and I won’t deny that there are luxuries that come with being the second child. Parents are way more chill about...