If Halloween Is Officially Over, Will I Still Get #Ghosted?
Let’s face it: at some point or another, we ladies have been or will be #ghosted. If you’re not familiar with this trend, Urban Dictionary...
10 Quick Tips to Keep Him from Finding Out That You Poop
Nothing turns men off like the knowledge that their sexual partner has bodily functions. If your man finds out that you experience the same biological...
The Ultimate Guide to Not Getting Accused of Sexual Assault
At the Rib, we mostly write our content for and about women and anyone who doesn’t identify as a cisgender man. But recent events have...
My Life is a Mess Because My Lucky Bamboo Plant Died
I recently found myself having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week. The final rejections from clubs that I applied to came rolling in,...
Spooky Noises Haunting First Years Revealed to Be Insecurities of Previous Resident
A recent increase in student-filed reports of “rattles,” “snarls,” “mirthless laughter,” and “sobs” originating from first-year closets around campus has led to Residential Life conducting...
Don’t Make Me Sing: Freshman Leaves Ukulele Peeking out from Under Bed, but “Couldn’t Possibly” Do Anything About It
Before the incident, the night had been a perfectly mediocre experience. Solo cups, out. Miniature fan, at work. Sheck Wes, on. Around twenty kids crammed...
Bros Love to Post Hot Pics With Their Cousins on Instagram
I’m not one to care about what bros post on Instagram, because the content is usually the same. Either they show off their pong skills...
It’s More Than Just Puppy Love
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8 Productive Habits for Midterm Season
You finally made it. Midterms. Get through this week and you’ll have all of Thanksgiving Break to revel in the joys of Netflix and avoiding...