I Love Brown So Much That I’m Having An Affair With An Actual Bear
If I had to describe myself in one word it would definitely be “hardcore.” I have never half-assed anything. That’s how I ended up having...
I Heard the Voice of God and It Was Shrill and Unwelcoming
Last Friday, the heavens opened, and I heard the voice of God. At least I’m 99% sure it was God. I had woken up on...
How To Organize Your Facebook To Make It Seem Like You’re A Political Activist When Really All You Wanna Do Is Get Shwasted And Text Trey
In an age where social media reigns supreme, self-portrayal is everything. What you post is who you are, and it’s important people know that who you are is...
Ultimate CS Proj-Posals
After leaving high school, I thought I’d never again be graced with the high-stakes, satisfying rush of a promposal. There’s nothing as viscerally awkward and...
An Open Letter to Boys Who Buckle the Top Strap on Their Backpacks
Dear boys who buckle the top strap on their backpacks, Listen up (and don’t buckle up): you–galavanting around with your top backpack strap buckled like...
On Changing
I’ve been in college for two months, and I’m already a totally different person. While I was a mellow, reserved homebody in high school, I...
If Halloween Is Officially Over, Will I Still Get #Ghosted?
Let’s face it: at some point or another, we ladies have been or will be #ghosted. If you’re not familiar with this trend, Urban Dictionary...
10 Quick Tips to Keep Him from Finding Out That You Poop
Nothing turns men off like the knowledge that their sexual partner has bodily functions. If your man finds out that you experience the same biological...
The Ultimate Guide to Not Getting Accused of Sexual Assault
At the Rib, we mostly write our content for and about women and anyone who doesn’t identify as a cisgender man. But recent events have...