Daily Itinerary of Johnny, the Announcer on Jeopardy!
5:00 A.M: Wake up and gargle, vigorously. I have to make sure my tongue, teeth and uvula are ready to do their job, which is...
Marry Me Mas!
The Rib Cast debuts with “MARRY ME MAS!” the holiday rom com of your nightmares! What happens when a lonely Christmas-obsessed artisan decides she wants...
4 Things You Missed in A Charlie Brown Christmas Since You Were Breaking Up With Your High School Boyfriend Every Time You’ve Watched It
Christmastime is here and so is your annual break-up with your high school boyfriend, Mark. Ever since sophomore year, you and Mark have shared the...
Hi, Nice To Meet You, I’m The Jew Who’s Controlling The Pope
You may be offended, but I think I deserve a little recognition for working so hard. After all, it really is thanks to me that...
Q&A With The Authors of New Erotica For Feminists
New Erotica For Feminists: Satirical Fantasies of Love, Lust, and Equal Pay was published November 13th, and we were lucky enough to ask the authors a few...
Library Yelp Reviews For Finals Season
Working in a supportive, aesthetically pleasing environment can really take some of the pain off of grinding through that 15-page paper or studying for that...
How to Become a Supreme Court Justice
Supreme Court Justices have so much power, who wouldn’t want to be one? Since a SC justice can stay in office for life, you don’t...
What Does Your Dying House Plant Say About You?
♫ It’s beginning to look a lot like… that god-awful time of year when you barely have enough time or wherewithal to feed yourself, let...
‘Pre-Gaming’: the New Party Craze My Great-Aunt Told Me (via Email) Is Taking Campuses by Storm
‘Pre-gaming’. What knows what that’s supposed to mean? Answer: my Great-Aunt Barb. This connoisseur of all things young and current sent me a tell-all email last...
Chili’s Confirms RBG’s Reported Hospitalization a Publicity Stunt to Advertise Their Delicious Baby Back Ribs
Did you really think that RBG was susceptible to the failings of human flesh? Recent news has surfaced that the omnipotent RBG was reportedly hospitalized...