Bros Love to Post Hot Pics With Their Cousins on Instagram
I’m not one to care about what bros post on Instagram, because the content is usually the same. Either they show off their pong skills...
It’s More Than Just Puppy Love
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Dating Advice for Quirky Girls
For a lover on demand, apps like Tinder, Bumble, and JSwipe are there for you. Any kind of lover you’re looking for, you can find...
How to Know if You’re Ugly
We all wonder this to ourselves: I don’t think I’m ugly…but…do other people think I’m ugly? Now, if you’re not one to care about what other...
Best Coast
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Timothée Chalamet’s Career-Ending Haircut
It’s been almost one year since Timothée Chalamet graced movie screens in all of his peachy glory in Call Me by Your Name. He giggled his...
I’m Not Like Other Girls; I Have an Extremely Rare Condition that Makes Extra Bones Grow in My Head
See, most guys want a skinny blond girl with rich parents, designer clothes, flawless makeup, and the normal amount of bones in her head. Girls...
8 Productive Habits for Midterm Season
You finally made it. Midterms. Get through this week and you’ll have all of Thanksgiving Break to revel in the joys of Netflix and avoiding...
My “Chopped” Application
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250,659 Eye-Catching, Come-Hither, Be-My-Wife, Government-Sanctioned Guidelines to Dress Like a Woman
The National Propaganda Bureau National Security Agency Endorses This Message. Hey Ladies, welcome to our first edition of DYSTOPIAN COSMOPOLITAN. Today we come to you...