Having Stories Interrupted is My Seventh Circle of Hell
I’ve tried to just force everyone to listen to the rest of my story. Like, I’ll roll my eyes and pretend I need to clear...
The Types of People You Meet in an 8:30AM Class
A field guide. Pictures not included.
My Name Is Zara, and I Am the Next Miss Rhode Island
New Rib series! Follow Zara's journey to Rhode Island pageant stardom.
What is Abortion?
What is abortion and what does it mean? Where does it come from? How do you spell it? Could you use it in a sentence?
I Am Colin Jost and This Is My Smirk
Whenever I pause in between Weekend Update bits to smile knowingly at the camera, I am usually thinking about myself, or Lorne Michaels, or myself...
An Apology to Providence Drivers
It's easier to ask forgiveness than to beg for permission...
Flat Rat Welcome Mat: Transitioning into the Post-Spring Break World
In typical New England fashion, the last day of spring break greeted me with rain like British tears after the revolution, and skies as grey...
A First Year’s Advice on Eating at the Ratty
Just because you put some french fries in a bowl, toss a slice of American cheese on top, and pour on some gravy doesn’t mean...
My Favorite Things (From Costco)
When I am at home, I religiously visit Costco at least once a week. To me, Costco is a safe haven (if I could trade...
I Don’t Know What The Proclaimers Were Thinking, But I Would Not Walk 500 Miles For Anyone
I respect these musical brothers and their sexy turtlenecks, but I would definitely never choose to join them on their romantic escapades.