A First Year’s Advice on Eating at the Ratty
Just because you put some french fries in a bowl, toss a slice of American cheese on top, and pour on some gravy doesn’t mean...
My Favorite Things (From Costco)
When I am at home, I religiously visit Costco at least once a week. To me, Costco is a safe haven (if I could trade...
I Don’t Know What The Proclaimers Were Thinking, But I Would Not Walk 500 Miles For Anyone
I respect these musical brothers and their sexy turtlenecks, but I would definitely never choose to join them on their romantic escapades.
Cory Booker in the House: The Goldman Sachs Story
One leading global investment bank. One "liberal" President. The rendezvous that will define the 46th presidency.
I’m Smart, Pretty And Funny, But He… Has A Prominent Jawline?
Yes, his personality is essentially "inherited wealth makes me a free spirit," but how can you expect me, a feminist, to resist a chin that...
My Application to Brown University
Honestly, I applied to Brown because of Untitled Bear/Lamp. When I looked at him, I could picture his creepy smile and demented button-eyes staring at...
Breaking the Silence on Breaking the Seal
This (sadly) has nothing to do with seals.
Every Time I Walk Past The Mural on the Side of CVS, I get Sucked into an Alternate Dimension. Is that Normal?
I can't be the only one who gets sucked into an alternate dimension by the CVS mural, right?
My Pathetic Lungs Can’t Handle “Speaking Up,” Professor
You're sitting in a lecture hall of fifty. The professor keeps asking questions. You're asked to "speak up." Your thirst for knowledge has been quenched...