Cory Booker in the House: The Goldman Sachs Story
One leading global investment bank. One "liberal" President. The rendezvous that will define the 46th presidency.
I’m Smart, Pretty And Funny, But He… Has A Prominent Jawline?
Yes, his personality is essentially "inherited wealth makes me a free spirit," but how can you expect me, a feminist, to resist a chin that...
My Application to Brown University
Honestly, I applied to Brown because of Untitled Bear/Lamp. When I looked at him, I could picture his creepy smile and demented button-eyes staring at...
Breaking the Silence on Breaking the Seal
This (sadly) has nothing to do with seals.
Every Time I Walk Past The Mural on the Side of CVS, I get Sucked into an Alternate Dimension. Is that Normal?
I can't be the only one who gets sucked into an alternate dimension by the CVS mural, right?
My Pathetic Lungs Can’t Handle “Speaking Up,” Professor
You're sitting in a lecture hall of fifty. The professor keeps asking questions. You're asked to "speak up." Your thirst for knowledge has been quenched...
And the Oscar goes to…Not Irina Shayk
Ah the Academy Awards. Hollywood’s biggest event unfolded this past weekend. There were winners, there were snubs, but there was one clear loser: Irina Shayk. ...
QUIZ: Why Did You Leave Your JUMP Bike in the Middle of the Sidewalk?
Number 1, who do you think you are, and Number 2, why would you do this to me?
Feets Of Strength
It's a pun.