I Am Colin Jost and This Is My Smirk
Whenever I pause in between Weekend Update bits to smile knowingly at the camera, I am usually thinking about myself, or Lorne Michaels, or myself...
An Apology to Providence Drivers
It's easier to ask forgiveness than to beg for permission...
Flat Rat Welcome Mat: Transitioning into the Post-Spring Break World
In typical New England fashion, the last day of spring break greeted me with rain like British tears after the revolution, and skies as grey...
A First Year’s Advice on Eating at the Ratty
Just because you put some french fries in a bowl, toss a slice of American cheese on top, and pour on some gravy doesn’t mean...
My Favorite Things (From Costco)
When I am at home, I religiously visit Costco at least once a week. To me, Costco is a safe haven (if I could trade...
I Don’t Know What The Proclaimers Were Thinking, But I Would Not Walk 500 Miles For Anyone
I respect these musical brothers and their sexy turtlenecks, but I would definitely never choose to join them on their romantic escapades.
Cory Booker in the House: The Goldman Sachs Story
One leading global investment bank. One "liberal" President. The rendezvous that will define the 46th presidency.
I’m Smart, Pretty And Funny, But He… Has A Prominent Jawline?
Yes, his personality is essentially "inherited wealth makes me a free spirit," but how can you expect me, a feminist, to resist a chin that...
My Application to Brown University
Honestly, I applied to Brown because of Untitled Bear/Lamp. When I looked at him, I could picture his creepy smile and demented button-eyes staring at...
Breaking the Silence on Breaking the Seal
This (sadly) has nothing to do with seals.