The Sexual Magic of First Aid
The film industry has capitalized upon years of medically-themed foreplay, dressing up just before dressing down (wink).
Overthink This Text, and We’ll Give You a Half-Assed Reply a Couple Hours Later!
Texting is easy, breezy, beautiful fun for us well-adjusted, super chill college students who overthink nothing, are super chill, well-adjusted and super chill.
I’m Writing This Article Because I Want To, Not Because It’s A Distraction From My Anxiety
Do I have anxiety? Yes, maybe. Do I care? Usually, but not right now!
Diary of a Dinosaur During The Extinction
I tried to convince a local group of pterosaurs of the danger but they denied it straight to my face, saying that "the ash cloud...
My Friend Fell in Love with Her Roommate and Somehow It’s Not a Disaster…Anymore
Having fallen for her best friend, Jack, Erica was waiting for the right moment to reveal her true feelings. Of course, in typical fashion, this...
What’s in My Common Room?
I just want to brew my instant Mac in peace.
What I Want to do When Men Tell me to Smile
"Hey baby give me a smile..."
5 Ways To Know For Sure If Martha Stewart Has Possessed Your White Suburban Mom
Have you ever been struck with the sudden and debilitating concern that Martha Stewart, the godmother of lifestyle queens, may have hijacked your mother's soul...
Hi I’m Karen I’m a First-Year and I Really Want My Roommate to Love Me
“Goodnight,” she says to me. “Goodnight,” I respond cheerily. This is the first time she’s ever told me goodnight. She will never know how much...
Will My Dog Please Check in with Someone
"I'm fine. I think I'm gonna go for a walk. I just need to clear my head," he said, stuffing his paws into a pair...