Cat-Caller 101
As technology advances, so does our ability to scare off men.
Incest Incense: Seven Candles That Will Remind You of the Time You Fucked Your Brother
This ultra popular Yankee Candle gets 4.4 out of 5 stars on Amazon and smells just like that super hot, tumultuous, will-they-won't-they sibling relationship that...
Student Hospitalised After Seeing Side Profile
Given that her snotlocker is her centre of gravity, she took a swift nose-dive to the ground.
10 Colors that Prove Nail Polish is the New Men’s Deodorant
It’s a truth universally acknowledged that men’s deodorants have some of the most cringeworthy, outlandish scent names in existence. Scents like Wolfthorn, Power Rush, Phoenix, Ice...
Staying Safe During COVID-19
We can each do our part to flatten the curve– washing our hands, wearing masks in public, and staying at home as much as we...
You Belong With Meat, a TSwift Parody
For when you need all the angst of Taylor Swift, adapted to be relevant to your current vegan lifestyle...
Report: Rich Friend Way Too Into Their Trip to Savers
Our sources confirm that Josh's $27 round trip in an Uber XL was more than worth his "new drip" found at the scene.
I’m The Naive Dad In a Horror Movie, and This Is My Daughter Who Is Not Possessed
No, Muriel, I do not think Glennifer has been acting strange. Now excuse me while I creepily stare at the black TV screen for an...
Once We Get Rid of the Tampon Tax, It’s Diapers for Everyone
You’ve probably heard of the “tampon tax,” or the sales tax placed on menstrual products. But… maybe… just maybe… we want this tax???
I wanna thank the Academy, I guess?
Yep, this is exactly what we asked for.