My Plan for World Peace
Trigger warning: references to men.
Advice to the Burgeoning Activist: Change Your Venmo Settings to Public
It’s clear that it's not fulfilling enough to simply be altruistic. You must ensure that the world knows you are altruistic.
Re: Troubleshooting your Rudy
We pride ourselves on creating hapless flunkies who do the bidding of an idiotic despot, and we are sorry to hear that this Rudy has...
New Remote Learning Tech Allows Teachers to Stand Uncomfortably in Front of Students
"I love virtual teacher!" - Real Child
My 3:30 AM Routine to Avoid Seasonal Affective Disorder and Cabin Fever
I’ve decided to share my complete morning routine so you can all take notes.
No, He Won’t Get Those Bumps Checked Out: Ribbed for Your Pleasure
Is John using those ribbed condoms? Hell no, this here's some all-natural loving.
Don’t Read This Article Unless You’ve Voted
If you are within the first 100 donators, Donald Trump will send you a PERSONAL thank you and an open-mouth kiss.
Quiz: Presidential Campaign Email or Relative Asking For Money?
Vote and volunteer today guys.
Brown Siren Labelled ‘Too Scary’, Voice to be Replaced with a Borat Impression
World is ending, very nice!
Venn Diagram of People Who Put Toddlers in Q’Anon Costumes and People Who Say Kids “Couldn’t Possibly Know They’re Gay Yet” Actually Just a Circle.
She was adamant that while she is not homophobic, she does not believe a child could possibly know he was gay until he was “at...