You Belong With Meat, a TSwift Parody

You’re on the phone with a vegan they’re enraged,

Going off about something that you ate,

‘Cause they don’t get you’re a foodie like I do.

I’m in my room

It’s a typical Tuesday night,

Just ate 30 Oreos and a Daiya© cheeze slice.

They’ll never know your story like I do.

They wears t-shirts

That say ‘Save the earth!’,

I match my mink stole with a leather mini skirt.

Dreaming about the day when you wake up

And find that what you were looking for was a vegan who doesn’t try!

If you can see I’m not in it for the big fight,

Really did it for the bragging rights.

Eat whatever you plea-e-es,

You belong with me-e-eat,

I’m not like other Veegs!

Walkin’ the streets with you and your snake skin boots,

I can’t help thinking that this is what makes me cool-

Yeah I’m vegan but not like other veegs,

I make it so easy!

You’ve got rare collection of taxidermy,

You let me see it cuz you know that I won’t scream.

But they shame you for eating animals,

They threw paint at your mink stols.

They wears t-shirts

That say ‘Save the earth!’,

I match my mink stole with a leather mini skirt.

Dreaming about the day when you wake up

And find that what you’re looking for was a vegan who doesn’t try!

If you can see I’m not in it for the big fight,

Really did it for the bragging rights.

And wanted to be-e-e

Like Portia de Rossi-i-i!

Oh, I remember you drivin’ to my house in the middle of the day,

When you came across a political statement-

A bunch of naked people with cow written on their sides all covered in red shouting animals have lives…

Can’t you see that I’m the one who understands you?

Yeah I don’t eat meat but it’s just cuz I’m a wealthy-y-y

Girl in her 20s-e-es.

If you can see I’m not in it for the big fight,

Really did it for the bragging rights.

Eat whatever you plea-e-es,

You belong with meat,

I’m not like other Veegs!

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