Four Volunteer Destinations That Are Way More Fun Than Your Own Community!
If you're going to get involved with activism, outsource :) bring your smarts, and your hearts
Guy Who “Never Does This” Actually Always Does This
Daniel was just trying to be a nice guy, why did you have to go and make things weird? #notallmen
Is This a Record of Me Being High OR an Attempt at Artsy Satire?
My mom KNOWS I’m high and I can’t hide it no matter what I know.
Why Blueno is Problematic
Where was Blueno at the climate strike? Sitting comfortably in his quadrangle. Complicit.
The Five (Jewish) Love Languages
In 1992, Marriage Counselor Gary Chapman published The Five Love Languages, which outlines the five different ways in which love can be expressed and received. The...
Hey, Uh, So We Let the Intern Write a Music Review and He Went a Little Crazy with the Metaphors
Inspired loosely by this (absolutely wild) review of Dent May’s album in Paste Where to begin with Chopper Price’s new Album? It’s classic, but it...
Overthink This Text, and We’ll Give You a Half-Assed Reply a Couple Hours Later!
Texting is easy, breezy, beautiful fun for us well-adjusted, super chill college students who overthink nothing, are super chill, well-adjusted and super chill.
Diary of a Dinosaur During The Extinction
I tried to convince a local group of pterosaurs of the danger but they denied it straight to my face, saying that "the ash cloud...
5 Ways To Know For Sure If Martha Stewart Has Possessed Your White Suburban Mom
Have you ever been struck with the sudden and debilitating concern that Martha Stewart, the godmother of lifestyle queens, may have hijacked your mother's soul...
Hi I’m Karen I’m a First-Year and I Really Want My Roommate to Love Me
“Goodnight,” she says to me. “Goodnight,” I respond cheerily. This is the first time she’s ever told me goodnight. She will never know how much...