Nodes and Noses
I could not have been an Engineer.
poems through puberty
a retrospective, a cringe compilation
Is This a Record of Me Being High OR an Attempt at Artsy Satire?
My mom KNOWS I’m high and I can’t hide it no matter what I know.
The Birds and the Bees? Try Moses and the Reeds
Another attempt to deconstruct the weird things my parents told me as a kid. This time, instead of a dog, I'm Moses.
I’m Not A Bitch, I’m Just A Francophile
People hate me, but why? All I do is love France ! Is that such a «crime» ?
A 12 Days of Christmas Reboot
The type of love we want for 2020.
Spotify Wrapped Secret Meanings
Everyone will definitely think these things about me after they see this on my story!
What to Get Your Secret Santa Based on Vague Indications of What They Said That One Time You Talked
Even Santa needs a list.
The Sexual Magic of First Aid
The film industry has capitalized upon years of medically-themed foreplay, dressing up just before dressing down (wink).
Overthink This Text, and We’ll Give You a Half-Assed Reply a Couple Hours Later!
Texting is easy, breezy, beautiful fun for us well-adjusted, super chill college students who overthink nothing, are super chill, well-adjusted and super chill.