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I Went On A Quest To Find My Virginity But The Real Virginity Was Inside Me All Along

I Went On A Quest To Find My Virginity But The Real Virginity Was Inside Me All Along

Posted on October 6, 2019October 6, 2019 by Elisheva Goldberg
One day, I woke up with an unidentifiably strange feeling within me. Suddenly, I realized what it was– I was missing my virginity! I was...
The Only Person Who Can Help Me Through My Thayer-Induced Grief is Michael Scott

The Only Person Who Can Help Me Through My Thayer-Induced Grief is Michael Scott

Posted on October 3, 2019October 3, 2019 by Gemma Ryu
Exploring the illogical economics governing Thayer and the six stages of grief as described by Michael Scott.
Five Books Every White Feminist Should Lie about Having Read

Five Books Every White Feminist Should Lie about Having Read

Posted on October 1, 2019October 10, 2019 by Ari Brown
The Awakening is considered one of the first feminist books and is way ahead of its time in many regardsThe Sparknotes version is a terrific...
Bed Bath & Beyond, Casper, Tempurpedic Facing Severe Charges: Aiding and Abedding Criminals

Bed Bath & Beyond, Casper, Tempurpedic Facing Severe Charges: Aiding and Abedding Criminals

Posted on September 29, 2019September 29, 2019 by Suzanne A
Companies have been providing not only mattresses to criminals, but also sheets, fitted sheets, duvets, throw pillows, and stuffed animals.

Send Me Your Bic Pics

Posted on September 28, 2019September 28, 2019 by Sara Caskey
Please, I ask you all, help me on my quest! Send me your Bic pics.
WHAT! WHY? Colin Jost is…ENGAGED?

WHAT! WHY? Colin Jost is…ENGAGED?

Posted on May 20, 2019May 20, 2019 by Sarah Clapp
The Rib has a reporter dedicated exclusively to covering the Colin Jost Beat and she does NOT know how to feel about the SNL star’s...
The Sound of Silence: What Happened to Art Garfunkel?

The Sound of Silence: What Happened to Art Garfunkel?

Posted on May 14, 2019May 14, 2019 by Sara Caskey
What happened to Paul Simon's "Other Half," Garfunkel? Where is he wandering now? Did he reach the troubled water only to find there was, in...
Introducing Prince Chaz!

Introducing Prince Chaz!

Posted on May 10, 2019May 10, 2019 by Gabby Bianco
No middle names have been reported but sources have reported that they are considering the name Bowie.
9 Bad, Minimalist, Instagram-Worthy Poems From Spring Weekend

9 Bad, Minimalist, Instagram-Worthy Poems From Spring Weekend

Posted on April 29, 2019January 12, 2025 by The Rib
I promise I'm not trying to make fun of Rupi Kaur. Her poems are fine, and you all need to grow up. This is just...
4 Lessons I Learned From 4 Years of Quaker Camp

4 Lessons I Learned From 4 Years of Quaker Camp

Posted on April 28, 2019April 28, 2019 by Sara Caskey
Quaker camp taught me both how to wield a stick and how to avoid sticky situations. Ultimately, I learned a lot about sticks.

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