Aw! Chivalry Isn’t Dead: This Guy “Definitely Wants To Make Out Haha”
“I guess I knew that oil was king, but because no one ever actually told me I’ve sort of always been wondering who king was......
Professor Figures She Can Skip 9am and Watch Lecture Capture Just This Once
"We’ve all skipped our fair share of classes to watch Lecture Capture in bed, so I honestly can’t blame her.”
Student Hospitalised After Seeing Side Profile
Given that her snotlocker is her centre of gravity, she took a swift nose-dive to the ground.
Diary of Robert Pattinson’s Dialect Coach
Robert's film comes out on Netflix tomorrow! Can't wait to hear his French!
10 Colors that Prove Nail Polish is the New Men’s Deodorant
It’s a truth universally acknowledged that men’s deodorants have some of the most cringeworthy, outlandish scent names in existence. Scents like Wolfthorn, Power Rush, Phoenix, Ice...
Kevin from Your Humanities Seminar Wants to Know if He “Could, Like, Paint You Sometime?”
"Quarantine has been really hard on me and my guitar, Linus, but we've been finding solace lately in different artistic endeavors."
Staying Safe During COVID-19
We can each do our part to flatten the curve– washing our hands, wearing masks in public, and staying at home as much as we...
You Belong With Meat, a TSwift Parody
For when you need all the angst of Taylor Swift, adapted to be relevant to your current vegan lifestyle...
Humanitarian SHEro! Minimizing Human Suffering by Daydreaming About Eating at Local Restaurant Again
Dreaming of the end of coronavirus and NOT about what I can do to help get there 😘
New CDC Guidelines Instruct Hand-Washing to Tune of Bob Dylan’s “Murder Most Foul”
If it's a good idea for people to wash their hands for twenty seconds, it's probably an even better idea for them to wash them...