I’m Not A Bitch, I’m Just A Francophile
People hate me, but why? All I do is love France ! Is that such a «crime» ?
The Perfect Films for You and Your Valentine!
This Valentine's Day, try getting hot and heavy to these films!
Why Blueno is Problematic
Where was Blueno at the climate strike? Sitting comfortably in his quadrangle. Complicit.
The Five (Jewish) Love Languages
In 1992, Marriage Counselor Gary Chapman published The Five Love Languages, which outlines the five different ways in which love can be expressed and received. The...
New Years Resolutions for the Men of Tinder
I hope these inspire you to take action, and among other things, delete that picture of you holding a dead fish you caught one time...
A 12 Days of Christmas Reboot
The type of love we want for 2020.
Ho Ho Ho I Am Santa And This Time It’s Not About You
Mrs. Claus is unhappy now that I start Christmas travelling. It has taken a toll on our marriage and our sex life. You cannot spell...
Hey, Uh, So We Let the Intern Write a Music Review and He Went a Little Crazy with the Metaphors
Inspired loosely by this (absolutely wild) review of Dent May’s album in Paste Where to begin with Chopper Price’s new Album? It’s classic, but it...
Spotify Wrapped Secret Meanings
Everyone will definitely think these things about me after they see this on my story!