Yes, I Do Need 2,000 Photos of My Dog.
Plz venmo me $5 so I can get more phone storage.
The Four Stages of Being Told You Look Like John Oliver
You will wake up the next morning and look in the mirror, and you will think you look pretty. Then you will remember– no. You...
Don’t Read This Article Unless You’ve Voted
If you are within the first 100 donators, Donald Trump will send you a PERSONAL thank you and an open-mouth kiss.
Last-Minute Halloween Costumes for Showing Off Your Intellectual Dominance
Here are some ideas for costumes that are just the right amount of topical, quirky, and, most importantly, very obnoxious.
Incest Incense: Seven Candles That Will Remind You of the Time You Fucked Your Brother
This ultra popular Yankee Candle gets 4.4 out of 5 stars on Amazon and smells just like that super hot, tumultuous, will-they-won't-they sibling relationship that...
10 Colors that Prove Nail Polish is the New Men’s Deodorant
It’s a truth universally acknowledged that men’s deodorants have some of the most cringeworthy, outlandish scent names in existence. Scents like Wolfthorn, Power Rush, Phoenix, Ice...
What Your Favorite On/Off Campus Coffee Shop Says About You
Your favorite coffee shop says a lot more about you than you might think.
The Sexual Magic of First Aid
The film industry has capitalized upon years of medically-themed foreplay, dressing up just before dressing down (wink).
What’s in My Common Room?
I just want to brew my instant Mac in peace.
5 Ways To Know For Sure If Martha Stewart Has Possessed Your White Suburban Mom
Have you ever been struck with the sudden and debilitating concern that Martha Stewart, the godmother of lifestyle queens, may have hijacked your mother's soul...