- declaring a new concentration
- following even more tattoo artists on Instagram
- downloading co-star to be aggressively attacked by confirmation bias
- asking your roommate for a cigarette
- cooking labor-intensive dishes (start with a Good Fortune grocery run)
- swiping on Tinder
- signing up to be absolutely roasted by George Vassilev two months in advance (the pre-med/pre-law Dean, for the uninitiated)
- clearing Slack notifications
- seriously considering starting a radio show, and pitching it to everyone you know
- trying on four hoodies in the morning before settling on the same one you wore to bed
- donating blood
- taking out the recycling
- walking twenty minutes to campus only to do a lap on the main green
- returning to your all-black sixth-grade fashion sense (except you now actually own a pair of combat boots, which your boss can call ‘edgy’)
- making lists
image via
