Yes, I Do Need 2,000 Photos of My Dog.

One of my new favorite hobbies is following my dog, Max, around the house and documenting his daily activities. Since my professors consider my doing this all day a “waste of time”, here are just a few reasons why I need to devote so much time to my photography.

  1. Each picture expresses very different aspects of Max’s personality
  1. Every photo is completely different in terms of mathematical proportions.
  1. I need to amass millions of photos for my upcoming stop-motion sequel to Wallace and Gromit: Lia and Max.
  1. I need handsome portraits to send to his suitors.
  1. When I look back on photos I’ve taken, I often notice new easter eggs that I’m sure Max has intentionally planted in an effort to send me cryptic messages.

Comment if you want to see more of my chonky boy. You know you do.

Images via Liana Haigis

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