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“Let’s Meet in the Perelman Arts District!” And Other Useful Phrases for Getting Out of Plans

“Let’s Meet in the Perelman Arts District!” And Other Useful Phrases for Getting Out of Plans

Posted on October 25, 2023 by Mia Lane
The Perelman Arts District is an extremely vaguely defined region, making it the perfect place to schedule a meet-up with your least favourite friend –...
Student Whose Phone Went off in “Absolute Quiet Room” Escorted Away by Men in Suits, Now Missing for 7 Days

Student Whose Phone Went off in “Absolute Quiet Room” Escorted Away by Men in Suits, Now Missing for 7 Days

Posted on October 22, 2023October 24, 2023 by Rachel Kamphaus
Last Tuesday, freshman Ann Oing went missing. She was last spotted in the “Absolute Quiet Room” of the John D. Rockefeller library. Witnesses to the...
How to Stay Fed Off Meal Plan

How to Stay Fed Off Meal Plan

Posted on September 20, 2023 by lucy lebowitz
After 3 years of being coddled like a helpless infant, coming off meal plan is truly such a rude awakening. But have no fear! Here...
A Day OFF College Hill

A Day OFF College Hill

Posted on May 3, 2023May 4, 2023 by Sam Walter
Sidewalks are swarmed, the Main Green is mobbed, and Faunce is filled to the brim. This can only mean one thing: ADOCH. I think I...
Tonight@Brown

Tonight@Brown

Posted on April 15, 2023April 15, 2023 by Sam Walter
Seasons change, SV events come and go, and friendships implode, but one thing remains constant on this campus: Today@Brown. Just like the fine men of...
Girl Talk: I Just Found Out That My Roommate Is Closely Related To Ex-Soviet Premier Mikhail Gorbachev. Advice?

Girl Talk: I Just Found Out That My Roommate Is Closely Related To Ex-Soviet Premier Mikhail Gorbachev. Advice?

Posted on March 21, 2023March 21, 2023 by Ruth Engelman
First of all, I would like to assure you that this is not an uncommon experience. I'm sure many other readers have discovered that their...
Severely Judging You Based on Your Favorite Girl Scout Cookie

Severely Judging You Based on Your Favorite Girl Scout Cookie

Posted on March 15, 2023March 15, 2023 by Kaitlyn Lucas
ever wonder what type of person you are based on your favorite girl scout cookie? no? too bad i'm telling you anyways!!
10 Original Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas

10 Original Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas

Posted on February 14, 2023February 14, 2023 by Sam Walter
Forget about raiding the aisles of your local CVS and look no further than The Rib’s 2023 Valentine’s Day Gift Guide! 
Is My Friend… Rich?

Is My Friend… Rich?

Posted on December 4, 2022December 4, 2022 by Indigo Mudbhary
that's so scawy 🥺
5 Must-Have Items for Women in STEM

5 Must-Have Items for Women in STEM

Posted on November 16, 2022November 16, 2022 by Sofie Zeruto
As a Woman in Humanities, this one goes out to all my sisters.

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