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Public Health Officials Trace Massive Campus Chlamydia Outbreak to Number of Undergrads Unable to Resist Romance of Fucking Under the Northern Lights

Posted on October 11, 2024October 11, 2024 by twink husband

Not since Timothée Chalamet’s prowling of the hallowed halls of NYU dorms has there been such a high number of cases on a college campus.

Swiftie Who Put Money on a Brown Win Because of 13 Omens Now Richest Person Alive

Posted on October 6, 2024 by Morgan Anderson

They know how to ball, she most certainly does not know Aristotle, but she does know how to make a quick buck.

Yes, You Should Feel Bad About Eating at the VDub Alone (Everyone’s Looking at You and Thinks You’re Really Weird)

Posted on April 23, 2024 by Cassie Travis

This isn't an intervention, per say. We are gathered here today because we love you and we care about you. It just seems like it...

Worst Person in the World Orders a Double Espresso Shot Latte with Caramel, Vanilla, Mocha, Low Sugar and 70% Ice in the Blue Room

Posted on April 10, 2024 by Julien Griswold

Can she have that in her personal mug, to-go? And don't overdo it on the ice.

Senior Dies of Too Much Nostalgia

Posted on March 11, 2024 by lucy lebowitz

If you thought the intermingling of covid, the flu, mono, freshman dorm chlamydia, and all the other miscellaneous diseases circulating through the campus atmosphere was...

BREAKING: Gala a shocking follow-up to Willy Wonka experience

Posted on March 2, 2024 by lucy lebowitz

Did the huge, unfilled warehouse vibe of the Rhode Island convention center feel familiar? Well, it may be because similar images have been flooding your...

Brown U Nurse Suggests Potion Made of “Draught of Elderberrie,”a “Prettie Quantitie of Lobſter Shell” and a “Unicorne’s Horne, if Thou Cans’t Find it”

Posted on February 17, 2024 by Rachel Kamphaus

A handy recipe for your back to school flu.