Brown U Nurse Suggests Potion Made of “Draught of Elderberrie,”a “Prettie Quantitie of Lobſter Shell” and a “Unicorne’s Horne, if Thou Cans’t Find it” Posted on February 17, 2024 by Rachel Kamphaus A handy recipe for your back to school flu.
Back off Ladies, That was MY Boyfriend in the Inflatable Garfield Suit Posted on November 1, 2023November 1, 2023 by Rachel Kamphaus I know you all wanted a piece of that fine, orange ass. I heard your whistles when he walked by, your rawrs. I felt your...
Student Whose Phone Went off in “Absolute Quiet Room” Escorted Away by Men in Suits, Now Missing for 7 Days Posted on October 22, 2023October 24, 2023 by Rachel Kamphaus Last Tuesday, freshman Ann Oing went missing. She was last spotted in the “Absolute Quiet Room” of the John D. Rockefeller library. Witnesses to the...