Is That Girl In My Seminar Middle-Class Or Did She Buy Those 2008 Air Jordans For $300 On Depop?
Some questions for the nosy and misguided, in case you, too, want to feel like a reporter for a shittier version of Us Weekly.
DIY Tips to Charm Your Room Inspector Into Ignoring Your Giant Pile of Fire
Hide your toasters, hide your tapestries, it’s health & safety check season!
REI Launches New Encampment Line
Here at REI, we’ve been overjoyed to see so many young people expressing their love for errr…camping, which is why we’re thrilled to announce our...
Provost Says “Tents When Celebrating Weed Holiday Good, Tents When Protesting Genocide Bad”
In a new statement, the Brown University Provost decreed that pitching a tent on the Main Green to celebrate 4/20 is “dope” and “totally chill”,...
Yes, You Should Feel Bad About Eating at the VDub Alone (Everyone’s Looking at You and Thinks You’re Really Weird)
This isn't an intervention, per say. We are gathered here today because we love you and we care about you. It just seems like it...
Screaming “He’s Got a Gun!” and Other Fun Things to Do in The Crowd at Spring Weekend
Just some quirky, fun girl-tivities for this Sunday.
CPax’s Dog Speaks (Barks) Out on Divestment!
Free Palestine? Woof woof. Fuck them kids.
Worst Person in the World Orders a Double Espresso Shot Latte with Caramel, Vanilla, Mocha, Low Sugar and 70% Ice in the Blue Room
Can she have that in her personal mug, to-go? And don't overdo it on the ice.
20 Things Easier to Navigate Than the Brown Housing Lottery
It's one of Brown’s most opaque administrative wonders.
In New Budgeting Process, UFB Asks Club Leaders for Birth Certificate, Date of First Kiss, Cost of Third-Grade Math Textbook, and Was the Kiss Good, and Did They Use Tongue.
In order to obtain the necessary funding, student leaders are required to disclose both their club’s financial activity dating back three years, as well as...