Brown Corporation Commits to Maintaining University Neutrality by Jamming Fingers in Ears and Going “LALALALA”
What was that about funding genocide? WE CAN’T HEAR YOU!
10 Ways to Heal Your Inner Child
Are you feeling lost and alone? Do not fear. I have a simple 10 step process that will cure all your woes. You must heal...
Swiftie Who Put Money on a Brown Win Because of 13 Omens Now Richest Person Alive
They know how to ball, she most certainly does not know Aristotle, but she does know how to make a quick buck.
Is That Girl In My Seminar Middle-Class Or Did She Buy Those 2008 Air Jordans For $300 On Depop?
Some questions for the nosy and misguided, in case you, too, want to feel like a reporter for a shittier version of Us Weekly.
DIY Tips to Charm Your Room Inspector Into Ignoring Your Giant Pile of Fire
Hide your toasters, hide your tapestries, it’s health & safety check season!
REI Launches New Encampment Line
Here at REI, we’ve been overjoyed to see so many young people expressing their love for errr…camping, which is why we’re thrilled to announce our...
Provost Says “Tents When Celebrating Weed Holiday Good, Tents When Protesting Genocide Bad”
In a new statement, the Brown University Provost decreed that pitching a tent on the Main Green to celebrate 4/20 is “dope” and “totally chill”,...
Yes, You Should Feel Bad About Eating at the VDub Alone (Everyone’s Looking at You and Thinks You’re Really Weird)
This isn't an intervention, per say. We are gathered here today because we love you and we care about you. It just seems like it...
Screaming “He’s Got a Gun!” and Other Fun Things to Do in The Crowd at Spring Weekend
Just some quirky, fun girl-tivities for this Sunday.
CPax’s Dog Speaks (Barks) Out on Divestment!
Free Palestine? Woof woof. Fuck them kids.