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10 Things to Do Instead of Grad School, Because the Scariest Thing Is Your Future

10 Things to Do Instead of Grad School, Because the Scariest Thing Is Your Future

Posted on October 31, 2024November 1, 2024 by Yaffa Segal
Happy Halloween! Goblins, ghouls, graduate studies. Are you scared? Here are some safer, more palatable alternatives. You don’t need an MFA to write riddles that...
10 Costumes So Politically Correct, Even Your Wokest Friends Will Be Impressed

10 Costumes So Politically Correct, Even Your Wokest Friends Will Be Impressed

Posted on October 30, 2024October 29, 2024 by Sophia Plaschke
Every year, white people never cease to amaze me with the offensiveness of their Halloween costumes. Like seriously, who raised you? Just remember: no dressing...
God is a Woman: Creep from High School Now Bald

God is a Woman: Creep from High School Now Bald

Posted on October 28, 2024 by Julien Griswold
Checkmate, atheists!
My Advice For Neurotypicals Struck By the Adderall Shortage

My Advice For Neurotypicals Struck By the Adderall Shortage

Posted on October 25, 2024 by Anya Kaladeen
please, sir, may I have some more?
Everybody Poops, But Do They All Use It To Write Sonnets On the Communal Bathroom Wall? One Poet Speaks Out. 

Everybody Poops, But Do They All Use It To Write Sonnets On the Communal Bathroom Wall? One Poet Speaks Out. 

Posted on October 23, 2024September 11, 2025 by Daniella Coyle
"I am starting a movement. Of the bowel.”
Athlete Wearing 8 Against Hate Shirt Definitely Says the R-Word

Athlete Wearing 8 Against Hate Shirt Definitely Says the R-Word

Posted on October 18, 2024 by twink husband
The pieces just write themselves I swear.
The Underground’s New Spooky Menu Features Warm Milk and Cobweb Latte

The Underground’s New Spooky Menu Features Warm Milk and Cobweb Latte

Posted on October 17, 2024October 16, 2024 by Sophia Plaschke
It turns out the recent BDH article about the Underground’s 10 health code violations was actually just a teaser for their new Halloween menu! The Warm Milk and...
Help! I Just Turned 20 and Now I Really Want to Step on the Pembroke Seal

Help! I Just Turned 20 and Now I Really Want to Step on the Pembroke Seal

Posted on October 16, 2024October 15, 2024 by Lily Coffman
We're all getting intense baby fever right now, right?
Main Green Skateboarders Skate Over CPax’s Foot, SAO Issues ‘StandUp to Skating’ Module

Main Green Skateboarders Skate Over CPax’s Foot, SAO Issues ‘StandUp to Skating’ Module

Posted on October 15, 2024October 15, 2024 by Olivia Taylor
“I didn’t understand before, but I do now: this is discrimination, and I won’t stand for it."
“Buy a bracelet to prevent suicide?” Says Guy Who Would Have Told You to Kill Yourself in Middle School

“Buy a bracelet to prevent suicide?” Says Guy Who Would Have Told You to Kill Yourself in Middle School

Posted on October 14, 2024 by twink husband
No thanks!

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