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Here’s What Character from Chicken Little You Are Based on Your Preferred Blue Room Muffin

Posted on May 2, 2018May 2, 2018 by Dana Schneider

For those with less free-time and more self-respect than I, Chicken Little is a 2005 animated film about an anxious little chicken, Ace “Chicken Little”...

A Non-Vegan’s Taste of Veganism

Posted on May 1, 2018 by Suzanne A

I have taken the irresponsible route in dealing with my lactose intolerance for years: I just continued to eat milk and hoped for the best....

Quiz: Are You the Klutz in a Romantic Comedy?

Posted on April 30, 2018April 29, 2018 by Gabriela Ramos Tavarez

Whether you love to hate them or hate to love them, romantics are a pillar of pop culture. They are also a compilation of romantic...

Elon Musk: Sex Symbol

Posted on April 29, 2018 by Sofia Frohna

Elon Musk is many things. He is the CEO of Space X (the group trying to put life on Mars and privatize space travel) and...

The Best Infomercial Since the Billy Mays Days

Posted on April 19, 2018 by Suzanne A

Are impending finals beginning to make your quality of life worse than when mice infested your grimy dorm room and ate your stock pile of...

I Am The Female Singer On An EDM Track. This Is My Story.

Posted on April 18, 2018 by Sarah Clapp

It wasn’t supposed to be like this. When I quit my job at the animal control center in my small hometown in Ohio to move...

My Roommate’s Betrayal

Posted on April 17, 2018April 17, 2018 by Sofia Frohna

There comes a time in everyone’s life when they lose their innocence. One thing changes, and you begin to understand the horrors of the world. ...

Tristan Thompson’s Cheating Scandal Made Me Go into Labor and I’m Not Even Pregnant

Posted on April 15, 2018 by Caroline Zerilli

Something was off this week, ladies. While I might not be as in-tune with the eb and flow of the universe as a kombucha-drinker, I...

All Boys Beds are Navy Blue and Disappointing

Posted on April 13, 2018April 12, 2018 by Mira Ortegon

Coming down from the high of flirting with a new crush at a friend’s dorm party, Jamie Simmons, 19-year old student and idealist, took her...

I Am a College Admissions Guru, Please Bow Down To Me

Posted on April 10, 2018January 17, 2022 by The Rib

You know those hot shot college students who visit their high schools during break? Not the ones who genuinely miss their teachers. I’m talking about...