Dating Advice for Quirky Girls

For a lover on demand, apps like Tinder, Bumble, and JSwipe are there for you. Any kind of lover you’re looking for, you can find online. But now that everyone uses these apps, how special are you actually? Once, it was easier to be on Tinder than to meet someone in real life—now both are hard. You’re now one of thousands of attractive, quirky singles looking for a mate; a small fish in a big pond. How do you make yourself stand out? This is tricky, but here are five tips for every kind of girl that. when went about the right way, there is no way he’ll say no.

  1. If you’re a quirky girl who’s super down to earth, this method is for you. The farmer-girl aesthetic is really in style right now, but it’s a little tired. Every girl wears braids and overalls–you’ll want to steer clear of those if you actually want to be unique. However, the farmer-girl aesthetic does have some pros. It makes you seem relatable, down-to-earth, and up for anything. But to take it one step further, become a sheep. This will really impress your crush. You’ll get his attention right away, and then when you finally go to bed together he won’t ever want to leave your woolly side, especially in the colder months. Having a weekend full of sheering your winter coat is a cute (and sexy!) activity to bring you closer together. Then for his birthday, gift him a coat made of your wool.
  2. If you’re a quirky girl who likes to jump around, definitely do. Time and again it has been proven that guys like girls who can jump. Be it off of a cliff, on the hopscotch court or just on the street, a man can rarely resist a girl with some bounce. If you’re near your crush, start jumping. It will definitely get his attention.
  3. If you’re a quirky girl with a little bit of an edge, this method is for you. These days, everyone is nice. Where’s the spice in that? To really get your crush’s attention, threaten his loved ones; this way there’s no way he can ignore you. Once you have his number, send him texts that say things like “Hey! Wanna get coffee? If you don’t I’ll put a banana peel in front of your house and everyone will slip on it” or “ Hey I think you’re cute–if you don’t go out with me I’ll fill your dad’s office with angry wasps.” To really spice things up, you might even suggest that you’d put food coloring in every liquid in his house to confuse him unless, of course, you are wined and dined.
  4. If you’re a quirky girl with a little bit of an exotic flare, this method is for you. To get your crush to notice you, pretend you’re someone else. An accent is all that’s required, but to go the extra mile, a mask and a costume come in handy. This way, your crush will definitely pay attention to you because the whole time he’ll be thinking you’re someone who you’re not! If you’re extra lucky, he might even think you’re the pretty girl from his chem class. Little does he know!
  5. If you’re so quirky you’re not even human, this method is for you. Since you’re already not a human, you definitely have an upper hand in the dating scene, plus you’re so quirky. Since you probably speak a different language, the first step is to establish a form of communication. Eventually, after hours of trying to find a common tongue, you and your crush will probably want to go out together. Your first date will likely be out of this world!

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