Tristan Thompson’s Cheating Scandal Made Me Go into Labor and I’m Not Even Pregnant
Something was off this week, ladies. While I might not be as in-tune with the eb and flow of the universe as a kombucha-drinker, I...
All Boys Beds are Navy Blue and Disappointing
Coming down from the high of flirting with a new crush at a friend’s dorm party, Jamie Simmons, 19-year old student and idealist, took her...
I Am a College Admissions Guru, Please Bow Down To Me
You know those hot shot college students who visit their high schools during break? Not the ones who genuinely miss their teachers. I’m talking about...
There Should Be An App For That
Everyday it seems like we are closer and closer to having Black Mirror be a reenactment of reality. Or worse, living like they did on...
On Pencil Cases
In middle school, I didn’t need a banging resume, witty Instagram bio, or professional-yet-beautiful LinkedIn photo to let people know who I was. Heck, Instagram...
What Your Order At Shiru Cafe Tells Companies About Your Employability
Shiru Cafe, Angell Street’s latest addition, uses funding from global companies to offer Brown students free drinks in a setting “where students can learn about...
Dear Wok: A Break Up Letter
I can’t deny these past couples of months have been amazing. To be honest, I wasn’t sure about us at the beginning. You’re not my...
The Brown Health Services Building Makes Me Feel Like a Mischievous Little Prep School Boy
I may be a college-age woman who went to a public, co-ed high school with no school uniform and no framed paintings of 18th century...
My Day from Hell
Alternatively, a day in my life if every little thing that made me unreasonably uncomfortable happened to me on the same day because they actually...
One Long Boi (Me) Versus The World (The World)
A candid shot of me taken recently revealed the reality of my body: my spine looks like a tree branch caught in 35 mph winds...