Fears About Artificial Intelligence are Futile, My Email Already Controls Me
This week, in my class, Histories of the Future, we have been discussing Singularity Theory. Singularity Theory says that there will be a moment in...
Pipe Being Laid All Over Brown University Campus
BROWN UNIVERSITY, home of the bears, the books bound in skin, and the children of the rich and famous, has just started work on a...
The Daily Itinerary of the White Person Who Is Dancing at the Front of Dave Binder
8:00 am — My alarm goes off. It’s “Sweet Caroline” by Neil Diamond. It is the only Neil Diamond song I know, and actually, I...
Here’s What Character from Chicken Little You Are Based on Your Preferred Blue Room Muffin
For those with less free-time and more self-respect than I, Chicken Little is a 2005 animated film about an anxious little chicken, Ace “Chicken Little”...
A Non-Vegan’s Taste of Veganism
I have taken the irresponsible route in dealing with my lactose intolerance for years: I just continued to eat milk and hoped for the best....
Quiz: Are You the Klutz in a Romantic Comedy?
Whether you love to hate them or hate to love them, romantics are a pillar of pop culture. They are also a compilation of romantic...
Elon Musk: Sex Symbol
Elon Musk is many things. He is the CEO of Space X (the group trying to put life on Mars and privatize space travel) and...
The Best Infomercial Since the Billy Mays Days
Are impending finals beginning to make your quality of life worse than when mice infested your grimy dorm room and ate your stock pile of...
I Am The Female Singer On An EDM Track. This Is My Story.
It wasn’t supposed to be like this. When I quit my job at the animal control center in my small hometown in Ohio to move...
My Roommate’s Betrayal
There comes a time in everyone’s life when they lose their innocence. One thing changes, and you begin to understand the horrors of the world. ...