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Today@Brown: Students Say Yes to Skechers

Today@Brown: Students Say Yes to Skechers

Posted on March 5, 2022March 5, 2022 by Lulu Levy
Brown University's DPS partners with Skechers to make campus safer, and more stylish.
Report: Skinny Baby Does Not Pass the Vibe Check

Report: Skinny Baby Does Not Pass the Vibe Check

Posted on March 4, 2022March 4, 2022 by Ari Brown
Skinny baby does not pass the vibe check, according to a new study
How to Manipulate a Male Manipulator

How to Manipulate a Male Manipulator

Posted on February 27, 2022February 27, 2022 by Kaitlyn Lucas
The ultimate form of feminism is becoming a manipulator of male manipulators.
7 Alternative Performance Spots for Acapella Groups

7 Alternative Performance Spots for Acapella Groups

Posted on February 13, 2022February 13, 2022 by lucy lebowitz
In order to appease the anonymous acapella email assailant Dsfa Dafsda, here are some alternative locations.
The Rib’s Official Statement on SAO Funding Changes

The Rib’s Official Statement on SAO Funding Changes

Posted on February 1, 2022February 1, 2022 by Ellie Blumberg
Dontchya know! Women can't touch money!!
This Just In – BDH Fall Poll Finds that Gay People are Anti-Survey

This Just In – BDH Fall Poll Finds that Gay People are Anti-Survey

Posted on December 7, 2021December 7, 2021 by lucy lebowitz
There's one question on the Brown community's mind after the BDH's poll dropped: 68% of our student body is straight???
Advice for the Class of 2026 from an Old, Learned Hag

Advice for the Class of 2026 from an Old, Learned Hag

Posted on December 2, 2021October 20, 2022 by Mia Lane
Crying and throwing up that 2026 is an actual year on the horizon.
New Baby in Town? Here’s How to Get Your Throne Back

New Baby in Town? Here’s How to Get Your Throne Back

Posted on November 26, 2021November 26, 2021 by Ellie Blumberg
She can only say one word but the family is abuzz. “The future! This is our future!” they cry. Lord help us.
How to Get Into a Frat Party Without Naming Five Brothers

How to Get Into a Frat Party Without Naming Five Brothers

Posted on November 22, 2021November 22, 2021 by Mia Lane
If Ben, Jake, Connor, Jack, and Josh fail, don’t worry! We’ve got you covered.
You Can’t Just Tell A Brown Girl With Glasses She Looks Like Mia Khalifa

You Can’t Just Tell A Brown Girl With Glasses She Looks Like Mia Khalifa

Posted on November 21, 2021November 21, 2021 by Malini Narayan
Some of us were socialized through animated movies. And some of us were socialized through, ahem, other movies.

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