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Becoming a Writer: Lessons From Brown’s Second-Least Practical Concentration

Becoming a Writer: Lessons From Brown’s Second-Least Practical Concentration

Posted on October 10, 2022October 12, 2022 by Olivia Booth
After years of coercing family and friends into downloading Goodreads, I finally took the ultimate bibliophilic plunge: declaring a Literary Arts concentration.
7 Places that Are Bigger Than the Student Center at Our Ivy League University

7 Places that Are Bigger Than the Student Center at Our Ivy League University

Posted on October 6, 2022October 11, 2022 by Liana Haigis
We have to stop kidding ourselves. You won't find a spot for your scheduled meeting at the campus center.
Student Paraphrases Smash Mouth in English Class

Student Paraphrases Smash Mouth in English Class

Posted on October 3, 2022October 3, 2022 by Lulu Levy
Aston, who claims that he had no idea the song even existed is now facing several counts of copyright infringement from the band.
My Super Unique, Off-The-Grid, Mysterious, Indie, Cool Girl Social Media Cleanse

My Super Unique, Off-The-Grid, Mysterious, Indie, Cool Girl Social Media Cleanse

Posted on September 28, 2022September 28, 2022 by Kaitlyn Lucas
A riveting retelling of my activities while being (mostly) off social media this summer (spoiler: super productive and inspiring)!
An Investigative Analysis Of What’s In The Ratty Tempeh

An Investigative Analysis Of What’s In The Ratty Tempeh

Posted on May 3, 2022May 3, 2022 by Kaitlyn Lucas
You asked for intense, informative journalism about meatless dining hall options, we answered.
Populist Meme Overlord Trumps his Competition, Becomes UCS President

Populist Meme Overlord Trumps his Competition, Becomes UCS President

Posted on April 19, 2022April 19, 2022 by The Rib
We think we've seen this film before... and we didn't like the ending...
Bowling Shoes Seek Long-Term Relationship

Bowling Shoes Seek Long-Term Relationship

Posted on April 6, 2022April 6, 2022 by Ari Brown
Though they have already been worn by an estimated 400 people, the classic red, white, and blue eco leather pair is hopeful that a special...
Things I Appreciate About White People

Things I Appreciate About White People

Posted on March 20, 2022March 20, 2022 by Malini Narayan
There are still a few reasons for white people to love themselves
Am I actually like Aubrey Plaza or just on too much Effexor?

Am I actually like Aubrey Plaza or just on too much Effexor?

Posted on March 13, 2022March 13, 2022 by Liana Haigis
I've finally mastered the art of seeming just as cold and calculating as Aubrey, and people are starting to notice.
Where the OG Dance Moms Girls Would Live on Campus

Where the OG Dance Moms Girls Would Live on Campus

Posted on March 10, 2022March 10, 2022 by Linnea Hult
Save your tears for the mattress topper!

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