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A Review of “Red: (Taylor’s Version)” But Only The Songs About Me

A Review of “Red: (Taylor’s Version)” But Only The Songs About Me

Posted on November 13, 2021November 13, 2021 by Ari Brown
There is nobody on this Earth more qualified to review this album than me. Except Scooter Braun.
Who’s Laughing Now? We’re the Caswell Shower Sex Couple, Here’s How We Took Down Dear Blueno

Who’s Laughing Now? We’re the Caswell Shower Sex Couple, Here’s How We Took Down Dear Blueno

Posted on November 2, 2021November 2, 2021 by Zara Norman
We turned our focus from getting rawed to the drawing board – revenge is a dish best served hot and heavy.
Gloria SteinHIM? Area Man Takes on Patriarchy by Having a Sister

Gloria SteinHIM? Area Man Takes on Patriarchy by Having a Sister

Posted on October 16, 2021October 16, 2021 by Zara Norman
He has had a sister for as long as he can remember, and has been unapologetic about that.
OP-ED: I’m a Shop(ping period)-aholic. This is my story.

OP-ED: I’m a Shop(ping period)-aholic. This is my story.

Posted on October 6, 2021October 6, 2021 by Ari Brown
Though I have no intention to take any of these courses, I am at ease knowing I am now guaranteed a precious spot in them,...
How George W. Bush is Helping Me Through My Breakup

How George W. Bush is Helping Me Through My Breakup

Posted on July 25, 2021October 6, 2021 by Ellie Blumberg
Getting dumped is never fun- but don’t misunderestimate the power of a wise, eloquent, Yale-graduate role model!
New Brown Study Finds That the Bar Is At an All-Time Low

New Brown Study Finds That the Bar Is At an All-Time Low

Posted on April 18, 2021October 6, 2021 by Zara Norman
For me, it's like... I hope he's kind? And maybe he doesn't assault me.
3 Tips for Mourning That Are So! In!

3 Tips for Mourning That Are So! In!

Posted on April 12, 2021October 6, 2021 by Kaitlin Goldin
Turn that #pain into #gain!
Getting Scammed Just To Talk To Someone

Getting Scammed Just To Talk To Someone

Posted on April 6, 2021April 6, 2021 by Malini Narayan
1800-NEW-BEST-FRIEND
EGG > SPERM

EGG > SPERM

Posted on March 31, 2021March 31, 2021 by Grace Kim
How do I like my eggs? Sperm-free.
No, I Don’t “Watch Too Much True Crime”, I’m Just Profiling My Dogs

No, I Don’t “Watch Too Much True Crime”, I’m Just Profiling My Dogs

Posted on March 26, 2021March 26, 2021 by Sarah Z
Dogs are mysterious. What are they thinking? Why are they staring? Why are they so picky when deciding on a place to go the bathroom?

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