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OP-ED: I’m a Shop(ping period)-aholic. This is my story.

OP-ED: I’m a Shop(ping period)-aholic. This is my story.

Posted on October 6, 2021October 6, 2021 by Ari Brown
Though I have no intention to take any of these courses, I am at ease knowing I am now guaranteed a precious spot in them,...
How George W. Bush is Helping Me Through My Breakup

How George W. Bush is Helping Me Through My Breakup

Posted on July 25, 2021October 6, 2021 by Eliana Blumberg
Getting dumped is never fun- but don’t misunderestimate the power of a wise, eloquent, Yale-graduate role model!
New Brown Study Finds That the Bar Is At an All-Time Low

New Brown Study Finds That the Bar Is At an All-Time Low

Posted on April 18, 2021October 6, 2021 by Zara Norman
For me, it's like... I hope he's kind? And maybe he doesn't assault me.
3 Tips for Mourning That Are So! In!

3 Tips for Mourning That Are So! In!

Posted on April 12, 2021October 6, 2021 by Kaitlin Goldin
Turn that #pain into #gain!
Getting Scammed Just To Talk To Someone

Getting Scammed Just To Talk To Someone

Posted on April 6, 2021April 6, 2021 by Malini Narayan
1800-NEW-BEST-FRIEND
EGG > SPERM

EGG > SPERM

Posted on March 31, 2021March 31, 2021 by Grace Kim
How do I like my eggs? Sperm-free.
No, I Don’t “Watch Too Much True Crime”, I’m Just Profiling My Dogs

No, I Don’t “Watch Too Much True Crime”, I’m Just Profiling My Dogs

Posted on March 26, 2021March 26, 2021 by Sarah Z
Dogs are mysterious. What are they thinking? Why are they staring? Why are they so picky when deciding on a place to go the bathroom?
BREAKING: Leaked Texts Show Royal Family Group Chat WENT OFF During Oprah Interview

BREAKING: Leaked Texts Show Royal Family Group Chat WENT OFF During Oprah Interview

Posted on March 24, 2021March 24, 2021 by Gabby Bianco
WeRe YoU SiLeNT oR WeRe yOu SiLenCEd
Astrological Advice to Tickle Your Zoom Fingers

Astrological Advice to Tickle Your Zoom Fingers

Posted on March 19, 2021March 19, 2021 by Chloe Widman
Looking to improve your online-school experience? Look no further. I'm sharing expert-level tips and tricks to help every sign in the zodiac.
St. Paddy’s Day: Proof That All White People Do, In Fact, See Color

St. Paddy’s Day: Proof That All White People Do, In Fact, See Color

Posted on March 17, 2021March 17, 2021 by Kaitlin Goldin
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