The Daily Itinerary of the White Person Who Is Dancing at the Front of Dave Binder
8:00 am — My alarm goes off. It’s “Sweet Caroline” by Neil Diamond. It is the only Neil Diamond song I know, and actually, I...
Quiz: Are You the Klutz in a Romantic Comedy?
Whether you love to hate them or hate to love them, romantics are a pillar of pop culture. They are also a compilation of romantic...
Elon Musk: Sex Symbol
Elon Musk is many things. He is the CEO of Space X (the group trying to put life on Mars and privatize space travel) and...
The Best Infomercial Since the Billy Mays Days
Are impending finals beginning to make your quality of life worse than when mice infested your grimy dorm room and ate your stock pile of...
I Am The Female Singer On An EDM Track. This Is My Story.
It wasn’t supposed to be like this. When I quit my job at the animal control center in my small hometown in Ohio to move...
There Should Be An App For That
Everyday it seems like we are closer and closer to having Black Mirror be a reenactment of reality. Or worse, living like they did on...
What Your Order At Shiru Cafe Tells Companies About Your Employability
Shiru Cafe, Angell Street’s latest addition, uses funding from global companies to offer Brown students free drinks in a setting “where students can learn about...
Dear Wok: A Break Up Letter
I can’t deny these past couples of months have been amazing. To be honest, I wasn’t sure about us at the beginning. You’re not my...
The Brown Health Services Building Makes Me Feel Like a Mischievous Little Prep School Boy
I may be a college-age woman who went to a public, co-ed high school with no school uniform and no framed paintings of 18th century...
I Will Not Rest Until I Beat Bobby Flay
Every Thursday from 2 to 7 p.m., Bobby Flay torments me. It doesn’t matter if it’s coq au vin, chicken and waffles, or seafood paella;...