Satire – Page 18 – THE RIB OF BROWN

Don’t Make Me Sing: Freshman Leaves Ukulele Peeking out from Under Bed, but “Couldn’t Possibly” Do Anything About It

Posted on October 23, 2018 by Zara Norman

Before the incident, the night had been a perfectly mediocre experience. Solo cups, out. Miniature fan, at work. Sheck Wes, on. Around twenty kids crammed...

If Zendaya is Meechee, Who Am I?

Posted on October 22, 2018 by Dana Schneider

It’s a tale as old as time: Zendaya is Meechee, Lebron James is Gwangi. Dannnny Devito is Dooorgle! Common is Stonekeeper, Zendaya is Meechee. GIIInA...

How to Know if You’re Ugly

Posted on October 16, 2018 by Sarah Z

We all wonder this to ourselves: I don’t think I’m ugly…but…do other people think I’m ugly? Now, if you’re not one to care about what other...

I’m Not Like Other Girls; I Have an Extremely Rare Condition that Makes Extra Bones Grow in My Head

Posted on October 11, 2018January 12, 2025 by The Rib

See, most guys want a skinny blond girl with rich parents, designer clothes, flawless makeup, and the normal amount of bones in her head. Girls...

8 Productive Habits for Midterm Season

Posted on October 10, 2018 by Ari Brown

You finally made it. Midterms. Get through this week and you’ll have all of Thanksgiving Break to revel in the joys of Netflix and avoiding...

My “Chopped” Application

Posted on October 9, 2018October 9, 2018 by Sarah Clapp

Images via Sarah Clapp. “Chopped” via “Chopped.”

250,659 Eye-Catching, Come-Hither, Be-My-Wife, Government-Sanctioned Guidelines to Dress Like a Woman

Posted on October 7, 2018October 7, 2018 by Joyce Lee

The National Propaganda Bureau National Security Agency Endorses This Message. Hey Ladies, welcome to our first edition of DYSTOPIAN COSMOPOLITAN. Today we come to you...

I Live For The Thrill of Not Password Protecting My When2Meets

Posted on September 24, 2018September 24, 2018 by Leeron Lempel

Ah, September. The beginning of the school year, the Jewish year, and my own personal rotation ‘round the sun. With the onset of this new...

5 Newer New Ways to Surprise Your Partner in Bed

Posted on May 10, 2018May 8, 2018 by Gabriela Ramos Tavarez

If there’s one thing lady magazines have taught us, it’s that sex can never be too adventurous. Every month, they crack the codes to make...

I Didn’t Raise My Son to Wear Sunglasses on the Back of His Head Like Guy Fieri

Posted on May 8, 2018May 8, 2018 by Caroline Zerilli

Dear John, You had a happy childhood, right? As your mother, I did the very best I could to swaddle you and make you feel...