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10 Signs He is CHEATING On You

10 Signs He is CHEATING On You

Posted on March 14, 2021March 14, 2021 by Zara Norman
Could he be any more obvious?

Lesbian Alignment Chart Based on Specific Queers I’ve Met at Brown

Posted on March 12, 2021March 12, 2021 by Liana Haigis
You know who you are.
Ways to Celebrate International Women’s Day Other Than Saying “Oh, That’s Today?”

Ways to Celebrate International Women’s Day Other Than Saying “Oh, That’s Today?”

Posted on March 8, 2021March 8, 2021 by Elisheva Goldberg
It’s okay to forget, but global celebration is required in order to eradicate misogyny.
PoliSci Professor Excited to Tell Class Etymology of “Gerrymandering” for Third Time This Semester

PoliSci Professor Excited to Tell Class Etymology of “Gerrymandering” for Third Time This Semester

Posted on March 3, 2021March 3, 2021 by Ari Brown
“I mean, come on, Governor Elbridge Gerry drawing a salamander-shaped district so he could keep Republicans in power in Massachusetts? It doesn’t get more riveting...
He’s Not Like Other Guys, He’s a Super-Spreader

He’s Not Like Other Guys, He’s a Super-Spreader

Posted on February 24, 2021February 24, 2021 by Zara Norman
His smile is contagious, his laughter infectious... he totally takes my breath away!
I’m Tired of Teaching Men to Fish, So I’m Teaching Them to Use Grubhub Instead

I’m Tired of Teaching Men to Fish, So I’m Teaching Them to Use Grubhub Instead

Posted on February 10, 2021February 10, 2021 by Ari Brown
Teaching a man to fish, although very noble, is an exhausting – not to mention costly – task.
Local Perv Drinking Cow’s Milk

Local Perv Drinking Cow’s Milk

Posted on December 17, 2020December 17, 2020 by Ari Brown
“We always have soy, oat, almond, cashew, pea, hemp, flax, coconut, and rice milk options on hand, but never cow!”
My Plan for World Peace

My Plan for World Peace

Posted on November 24, 2020November 24, 2020 by Liana Haigis
Trigger warning: references to men.
Advice to the Burgeoning Activist: Change Your Venmo Settings to Public

Advice to the Burgeoning Activist: Change Your Venmo Settings to Public

Posted on November 22, 2020November 22, 2020 by Ari Brown
It’s clear that it's not fulfilling enough to simply be altruistic. You must ensure that the world knows you are altruistic.
Re: Troubleshooting your Rudy

Re: Troubleshooting your Rudy

Posted on November 21, 2020November 21, 2020 by Gemma Ryu
We pride ourselves on creating hapless flunkies who do the bidding of an idiotic despot, and we are sorry to hear that this Rudy has...

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