10 Signs He is CHEATING On You Posted on March 14, 2021March 14, 2021 by Zara Norman Could he be any more obvious?
Lesbian Alignment Chart Based on Specific Queers I’ve Met at Brown Posted on March 12, 2021March 12, 2021 by Liana Haigis You know who you are.
Ways to Celebrate International Women’s Day Other Than Saying “Oh, That’s Today?” Posted on March 8, 2021March 8, 2021 by Elisheva Goldberg It’s okay to forget, but global celebration is required in order to eradicate misogyny.
PoliSci Professor Excited to Tell Class Etymology of “Gerrymandering” for Third Time This Semester Posted on March 3, 2021March 3, 2021 by Ari Brown “I mean, come on, Governor Elbridge Gerry drawing a salamander-shaped district so he could keep Republicans in power in Massachusetts? It doesn’t get more riveting...
He’s Not Like Other Guys, He’s a Super-Spreader Posted on February 24, 2021February 24, 2021 by Zara Norman His smile is contagious, his laughter infectious... he totally takes my breath away!
I’m Tired of Teaching Men to Fish, So I’m Teaching Them to Use Grubhub Instead Posted on February 10, 2021February 10, 2021 by Ari Brown Teaching a man to fish, although very noble, is an exhausting – not to mention costly – task.
Local Perv Drinking Cow’s Milk Posted on December 17, 2020December 17, 2020 by Ari Brown “We always have soy, oat, almond, cashew, pea, hemp, flax, coconut, and rice milk options on hand, but never cow!”
My Plan for World Peace Posted on November 24, 2020November 24, 2020 by Liana Haigis Trigger warning: references to men.
Advice to the Burgeoning Activist: Change Your Venmo Settings to Public Posted on November 22, 2020November 22, 2020 by Ari Brown It’s clear that it's not fulfilling enough to simply be altruistic. You must ensure that the world knows you are altruistic.
Re: Troubleshooting your Rudy Posted on November 21, 2020November 21, 2020 by Gemma Ryu We pride ourselves on creating hapless flunkies who do the bidding of an idiotic despot, and we are sorry to hear that this Rudy has...