The Top Five Fuckboi Names Guaranteed to Get You into Any Sports Party
"Who do I know? Umm. Luke!"
Teacher Just Asked You to Read Aloud in Front of the Class. How Hard Do You Go?
"Whatever you do, just don’t go so hard as to pronounce 'winged' as 'wing-ed.' Then it’s all over for you"
Library Yelp Reviews For Finals Season
Working in a supportive, aesthetically pleasing environment can really take some of the pain off of grinding through that 15-page paper or studying for that...
‘Pre-Gaming’: the New Party Craze My Great-Aunt Told Me (via Email) Is Taking Campuses by Storm
‘Pre-gaming’. What knows what that’s supposed to mean? Answer: my Great-Aunt Barb. This connoisseur of all things young and current sent me a tell-all email last...
I Love Brown So Much That I’m Having An Affair With An Actual Bear
If I had to describe myself in one word it would definitely be “hardcore.” I have never half-assed anything. That’s how I ended up having...
Ultimate CS Proj-Posals
After leaving high school, I thought I’d never again be graced with the high-stakes, satisfying rush of a promposal. There’s nothing as viscerally awkward and...
An Open Letter to Boys Who Buckle the Top Strap on Their Backpacks
Dear boys who buckle the top strap on their backpacks, Listen up (and don’t buckle up): you–galavanting around with your top backpack strap buckled like...
Hold Up! Saturdays? Are For The…BOYS?
What the heck? I always thought that Saturdays were a time of relaxation, a time to escape the dreariness of the work week, a time...
Spooky Noises Haunting First Years Revealed to Be Insecurities of Previous Resident
A recent increase in student-filed reports of “rattles,” “snarls,” “mirthless laughter,” and “sobs” originating from first-year closets around campus has led to Residential Life conducting...
Bear Bucks Diaries
Welcome to Bear Bucks Diaries, where we’re tackling what might be the last taboo facing modern Brown students: money. We’re asking undergrads how they spend...